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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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