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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Wait! hundred billions!

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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