- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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