- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Suck pussy

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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