- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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