- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??