- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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