Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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