- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

i'm hard

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

roses are red poo is poo

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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