what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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