- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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