- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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