What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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