- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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