- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Justin Bieber

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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