Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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