roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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