- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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