Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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