Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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