What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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