- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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