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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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