y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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