What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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