- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Your Mom The End.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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