- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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