What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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