What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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