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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

the economy.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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