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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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