- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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