What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's red and can sing? Elmo

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

thumb_up thumb_down +18

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

thumb_up thumb_down +16

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops