- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What ryhmes with turtle rape

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What's long and black? A long and black object.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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