- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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