What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Anti Joke

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