- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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