- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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