How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Mooses

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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