- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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