- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Women's Soccer.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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