- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What would u like to drink?

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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