- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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