- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Grace Ackerson

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Robin get in the batmobile!

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