- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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