Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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