Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Roses are flowers.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Hello.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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