- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Black people.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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