- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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