- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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